sjsprWriting

Thank you for making me have a weapon to pull a prank on someone.

Thank you for loving my minty fresh breath so much that you feel the need to make it horrendous.

Thank you for giving me the knowledge to understand why your breath stinks half of the time.

Thank you for understanding my love for garlic bread and feeling the need to give me something similar to it.

Thank you friend, but I rather not experience the excellent tastes of a garlic flavored chewing gum.

Sincerely, 

Your New Frenemy