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This post is dedicated to those poor souls who have suffered because of their wisdom teeth.

"How are you feeling?"

Tatiana slowly opens her eyes, still dazed from the anaesthesia. She drunkenly feels her cheeks. Not swollen. Yet.

"Here are your teeth. Some have a little bit of technetium, so don't touch them for a few days." The doctor handed her a small yellow bag, labelled: 

WARNING: RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPES

***

The rest of Tatiana's day was fine and dandy. But painful. She rested, took her pain pills, and drank a completely liquid diet. Except for a pizza. She was so hungry, she didn't care about the orders her orthodontist gave her. She needed the pizza. 

As Tatiana settled for sleep, she put her extracted teeth on her nightstand. Slowly, as her sleeping pills started kicking in, her eyes started drooping. The small yellow bag started glowing this faint neon yellow... 

3:52 am

Tatiana abruptly wakes up. She looks over to her nightstand and sees that the small yellow bag is ripped open. She looks around in panic. Where are my wisdom teeth???

Tatiana senses a faint neon glow coming from the ceiling. She looks up, and sees four small teeth hovering above her.

"TATIANA. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANKIND. HOW DARE YOU EXTRACT US??? THE SOURCE OF YOUR WISDOM??? PREPARE TO DIE." The four radioactive wisdom teeth sped towards Tatiana's heart, instantly killing her. 

May this serve as a lesson to all those teenagers planning to extract their wisdom teeth.