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No, they're not.

Not when you're fresh and toasty out of playing and walking an entire 18 hole round of golf under an incessant sun. My tan lines are everything but sexy.

Let's get specific:

Not only does it look like my legs are the female version of Frankenstein's, but also that the one who joined my feet and my legs had no matching skin tones. So it looks like my feet have been surgically added to my legs. Even more perfect when your shoes are "low rise" and regular socks just look terrible with them. It looks so cosmo! and even more cosmo is the fact that these tan lines are hard to remove, "um, yes grandma... I need to go tan in the beach with jeans on, thanks"

Arms:

Should I use that pretty dress with my farmer's sleeve tan on?

High couture? Definitely!

Thighs:

Well, shorts look cute... but not when they're shorter than the ones you use for playing.

Let me give this piece closure and leave you with some advice.

You have two options in my situation:

Wear a long sleeve shirt and long pants and get warm and toasty under the 90 degree sun whilst receiving the never ending vapor from the greens...

or embrace your *sexy* tan lines and show the world that it's ok to receive a bad tan from time to time, just... don't wear that cute dress or those cute shorts you bought last week, please? kaay.

Show the world you're proud, buut that you can also make good decisions.