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Once upon a time there was a big, scary English teacher. It hated its students with a passion. The English teacher was bent on corrupting the fragile minds of its students, all of whom were high schoolers. As such, it forced them to read obscene, raunchy, tasteless books such as Captain Underpants, Goosebumps, and yes, even a thrilling tale about two penguins raising another penguin. Surely, these children's fragile minds would be corruped, and they would resort to having sex and using drugs and disobeying their parents.

But never fear! for the school parents arrived in their white armor and banned these books. And their children immediately ceased to do drugs and have sex.

And that concludes this fairy tale.