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The soccer player tried to make a fashion statement by wearing shoes with a shocking pink color. When he went to class, his elderly teacher, unaccustomed to such deviance from the concrete canons that dictate men’s fashion, emitted a piercing shill which perforated the eardrums of the students. As blood trickled down their earlobes, the teacher began to cry in fear that she be executed for causing such a mess by the government, which tries to uphold order at all costs. She fled the school and the country on a horse. Unable to remedy the situation by dealing with the criminal schoolteacher, the police prudently decided to ban shocking colors – like pink, baby blue, bright yellow, and mint green – from schools, and on the whole everyone was generally happier. Only a few resisted the restriction, as ultimately it infringed upon their freedom of expression.