sjsprWriting

Tuto has given me a challenge.

I’m worried I might cause him damage.

He doesn’t even know what’s coming at him.

Be ready, steady, don’t panic.

He think’s he’s so smart

but really he’s just a big fart.

Speaking of fart’s, I think he just farted

but bro, I’m just getting started.

Romeo is his other name,

like a lion, pretty tame.

People who don’t know him think he’s shy

but something tells me that’s a lie.

He thinks he’ll beat me,

stinging me like a honeybee.

But I think I’ve already won

getting a home run.

I definitely know how to spell

even though he can barely tell.

Just because I don’t know how to write porcupine

doesn’t mean I can’t make a punch line.

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*drop the mic*