sjsprWriting

1. annoynoer- that person that is always correcting everyone else and gets really annoying.

2. anxillege– fear of not getting into college

- This one is pervasive (membean word= widespread) 

3. bullshiar- when you tell your friend you can’t go out because your mom said no but you never even asked.

- Guilty...

4. momzheimer- when your mom goes crazy looking for her sunglasses and they are on top of her head.

- This happens to my mom at least twice a week

5. netflession– an obsession with Netflix (also known as OND -- obsessive Netflession disorder)

- Also guilty…

6. noffensult- when someone says “no offense” after an insult, but it’s too late, you’re already offended.

- Newsflash: saying “no offense” doesn’t help the situation or make the insult any less insulting

7. patholateicalar- a person who says they are on their way but actually has not left their house.

8. phoneazo- when you drop your phone on your face.

- I lost track of the amount of times it has happened to me. I always lie down on my back and have my phone over my face… I never learn.

9. phonefarction- that mini heart attack you get when you don’t feel your phone in your pocket

10. sociadma- a grandma who has facebook, instagram, etc.

- Unfortunately, guilty...