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Animal Lover.

an·i·mal lov·er [an-uh-muh l] [luhv-er]

1. One who weeps as the sight of those uncomfortable, guilt-filling commercials, coaxing you into supporting their efforts to rescue animals.

2. One who was raised surrounded by the love of animals for the entirety of their life.

Mistaken Gringa

mis·tak·en grin·ga [mi-stey-kuh n][gring-guh, -gah]

1. The one you assumed never understood what you were saying, who “wasn’t from here”, yet has had the culture coursing through her veins from the moment she was born.

2. "Too white to be Puerto Rican."

Procrastinator

pro·cras·ti·na·tor [proh-kras-tuh-neyt-horh]

1. one with the ability to convince herself she can fulfill her responsibilities in a ridiculously short amount of time, allowing her the present to indulge her distractions

2. The one descending as the sun rises, due to lack of time management skills.

Quiet.

qui·et [kwahy-it]

1. One on the outer rim of conversation, overpowered by boisterous peers.

Commonly mistaken for: introvert, genius.

Quirky

quirk·y [kwur-kee]

1. One who always has a song in their head, ready to burst out at any given moment

2. one who wishes to express herself in random movements in times of great excitement and/or stress.

Tree Hugger

tree hug·ger [tree][huhg-ehr]

1. The one yelling at you for printing too much or throwing away the recyclable water bottle.