sjsprWriting

Dear Mr. Young Pine Tree,

You will die. Your life will be cut short by a sweaty lumberjack and your corpse will be made into a public display.

But you should be thankful, because you probably wouldn't exist in the first place had it not been for the demand for your adult corpse. In the end, you should accept your death with dignity and the knowleedge that your sacrifice will make many people very happy.

Mankind salutes you for your sacrifice. And you're welcome, because without us, you wouldn't be alive anyways.